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The man who owned my P.O. Box before me has Crohn’s disease.
He also is a member at Costco.
And, apparently, he’s a big fan of firearms.
I know that because I’m still getting his mail. All of it, I assume, if the sheer volume is anything to go by.
He has one of those ambiguous names, and sometimes the mail I still receive for him has different spellings…